Arg the aardvark and Raq the raccoon are two twenty-somethings who work in an office. Arg is the IT guy and Raq does data entry or something. Somehow comedy ensues because sometimes real life is funny when it happens to someone else.
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SUMMARY
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Arg is an aardvark and the lead office IT guy. He tends to dress monochromatically in mostly black, reds, or greys. He’s a bit negative, cocky, and rambley, complaining to his best friend Raq and any of his other friends who will listen, but despite his complaining he has a heart of gold.
Raq is a raccoon and does some kind of data entry or some other generic office busywork. She and Arg are best friends due to their similar cynical personalities and attire. She's the subject of his perverted advances and while she sees him as a friend, deep down she has a soft spot for him.
Camble is a camel. He’s a cocky guy who doesn’t seem to get much done around the office except sending instant messages to Raq all day. He’s a bit of a jerk who spends a lot of time at the gym, but he’s terrified of spiders.
Barb is a sheep and sits in the same cube as Raq, doing the same work she does.
Tash is a Bengal tiger and Arg’s IT assistant. Because he works so closely with Arg, he’s subjected to Arg’s complaining and rambling. Sometimes he’s a little boisterous but overall a nice guy and the positive to Arg’s negative.
Josh is a hedgehog who is responsible for inventory and wears nothing but a fedora. He’s a bit of an instigator and always ready to get the party started.
Stuart is a chameleon. He’s usually on the receiving end of Arg’s rambling when Arg doesn’t have Raq to complain to. He’ll blend into his surroundings in uncomfortable situations.
Office Bear is a bear in the office.
Rolfe is a wolf, so he’s kind of the quiet one. A newer employee, and being quite handsome and friendly, he gained the reputation of being the office eye-candy.
Mandi and Sandi are the duckface twins. Mandi is a manipulative, narcissistic attention-whore and aggressively seduces all the guys in the office – ALL of them. She brings her sister Sandi along everywhere. As a duo they enjoy shopping, getting their nails done, and taking selfies.
Craig is an alligator. He’s a very peculiar and highly annoying fellow who sits right in between Raq and Barb, annoying them all day and driving away anyone who comes to their cube.
Penny is also pretty annoying. She’ll point out the obvious and bother everyone when they’re busy because she doesn’t do anything else all day. When she does do something, Arg always has to fix it.
The Cougars are the office cougars who enjoy preying on the young gentlemen in the office.
Mr. Zippy is a geriatric cat.
Rosa is a pink gorilla. She’s the office boss.